I miss Mum

**cherrysmum** · November 9th, 2005, 11:31 PM

poor lil wabbit......I'll sing I'll sing

**Cherry_pez** · November 10th, 2005, 06:41 PM

Well you see....it all started on a very cold Thanksgiving Day. Some of us were a bit hung over, but still feeling somewhat mischevious from the previous night. Mom was in a hurry to get the turkey in the overn by 10:30, as she is one of those who HAS to start cooking by 8:00 a.m. She was expecting about 11-12 guests so she was a tad bit(sarcasm inserted here)anxious and she gets kinda...well....how should I say this....over-excited and neurotic should suit her description. ANYWAY...she handed me this thing that looked like it was used to deusche goats and said to fill it with water...Mind you...it was tubular and long and had a point on one end and a squeezy rubber bulb thing on the other. In fact, it looked more like an enema syringe than a deusche. So I asked, naturally ignorant of such utensils, "what in the hell do I do with this?" She tried to explain but I had already started laughing. I started doing obscene things to that holiday bird. Very obscene..and we were laughing laughing laughing, not knowing that we were being filmed the entire time by...was it Scottie Mom? I thhink so, unless Mike was filming on our camera. Anyway...after we ate the bird, we kicked back and watch a very sick film. So there you have it. Oh, and my sister's friend, who happened to come up with her husband and two daughters, thought we were crazy....and very sick. But who the hell cared??? Maybe the bird.

**cherrysis** · November 11th, 2005, 04:19 AM

Oh shit I forgot to tell her...WE HAD WAY TOO MUCH to talk about in a short period of time...I will e-mail her now! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

**cherrysis** · November 11th, 2005, 04:31 PM

NAw The bird was dead...he didn't care!!! The image of you retelling that story in you kitchen and all the obscene things you reanacted STILL to this day can almost make me pee my pants!!!

BTW I tried to tell you she can't cook since she don't know a baster from an enema ROTF!!!!
Just kiddin ya...You great now!!! I want some of that roast duck with apricot sauce you made YUMMMY or that fuckin Smoky Mountain bean Chowder recipe you lost sigh.......I still make the Califlower soup though!!! Shit I'm pmsing and hungry now@!

**Lefty** · November 12th, 2005, 07:20 PM

Aha. You had to have been there, right?

**cherrysmum** · November 12th, 2005, 11:25 PM

Well our dinners (at least the prep) are loads of fun...we especially had a ball one Sunday with mashed potatos..It was just one of those off the cuff kind of things